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February 2011
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The Social Network - Hitler Cat
K.C.: Seven different people spammed me the same link.
KC's Friend: What is it?
K.C.: I don't know, but I'm really hoping it's cats that look like Hitler, because I can never get enough of that.
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Snatch - Protection
Turkish: What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what . . . zee Germans?
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me
– Winston Churchill
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
– Art Hoppe
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February 10th.
Anniversaries of events which took place on this day in history;
1939: Pope Pius XI dies in Rome.
1943: Gandhi started a hunger strike in order to protest against the authorities that ruled the British colonies.
1986: Nelson Mandela refuses the freedom offered to him as an exchange to leave his political movement.
2005: Charles, Prince of Wales, announces his engagement to Camila Parker.
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Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He’s going to be up all night...
– Mary C. Crowley
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A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic
– Joseph Stalin
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting...
– Dennis Wholey
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I would have made a good Pope
– Richard M. Nixon
January 2011
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I think it would be a good idea
– Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
– Abraham Lincoln
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Why don’t you write books people can read?
– Nora Joyce, to her husband James
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You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
– Al Capone
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Don’t be so humble - you are not that great
– Golda Meir (1898-1978), to a visiting diplomat
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in...
– John Ciardi
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Is QWiki the Future of Information?
TechCrunch Disrupt winner Qwiki has closed its $8 million series A financing. Now we know the investors, and it is a very interesting group. The largest investor who led the round turns out to be Eduardo Saverin, the early Facebook co-founder who was pushed out of the company but walked away with enough shares to make him a billionaire. Saverin watched Qwiki’s demo at Disrupt streamed over the...
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is...
– Winston Churchill
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic...
– George W. Bush
I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of...
– Doug McLeod
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
– Woody Allen
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known
– Walt Disney
I may be drunk miss, but in the morning I’ll be sober and you’ll...
– Winston Churchill